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Aaron Lowton
Song Of Arctic

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Аннотация: Хулиганская поэма Айрона Лоутона из Ванкувера. Арктика, лето 2007 года. На борту пассажирского судна "Академик Иоффе". Автор текста - ?

Song of Arctic

Strange things have been done in the midnight sun,

And the storybooks are full -

But the strangest tale concerns the male,

Magnificent walrus bull!

I know it's rude, quite common and crude,

Perhaps it is grossly unkind:

But with first glance at least, this bewhiskered beast,

Is as ugly in front as behind.

Look once again; take a second look - then

You'll see he's not ugly or vile -

There's a hint of a grin, in that blubbery chin -

And the eyes have a sly secret smile.

How can this be, this clandestine glee

That exudes from the walrus like music?

He knows, there inside, beneath blubber and hide

Lies a splendid contrivance - the Oosik!

'Oosik' you say - and quite well you may,

I'll explain if you keep it between us;

In the simplest truth, though rather uncouth

'Oosik' is, in fact, his penis!

Now the size alone of this walrus bone,

Would indeed arouse envious thinking -

It is also a fact, documented and backed,

There is never a softening or shrinking!

This, then, is why the smile is so sly

The walrus is rightfully proud.

Though the climate is frigid, the walrus is rigid,

Pray, why, is man not so well endowed?

Added to this, is a smile you might miss -

Though the bull is entitled to bow -

The one out-smile our bull by a mile

Is the satisfied walrus cow!

Aaron Lowton (?)

Обновлено: 17/02/2009. 3k. Статистика.

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